Dr. Oz wants you to go to bed knowing that “Oz will do exactly what you would like him to do if you were there next to him” [video] – twitchy.com
Dr Mehmet Oz hopes to step away from the Pennsylvania Senate primary with the GOP nomination all locked away.
But here, in reality, we are wondering if it is Dr. Oz who should be locked up.
Seriously, this is creepy as hell:
Oz: When you go to bed in the evening, put your head on that soft pillow, you will know that Oz will do exactly what you would like him to do if you were there next to him. pic.twitter.com/M1lkJgqzmU
– Acyn (@Acyn) May 17, 2022
Alright then.
Wait what?
https://t.co/VUv96kkVAo
– ERICA JOCELYN CHEW #SlavaUkraini
(@chewstruth) May 17, 2022
Aside from the fact that he’s only been a Republican for two minutes and has views that couldn’t even charitably be described as “a little conservative,” he’s now determined to haunt our dreams or something.
COUNTRY CONSULTANT: Dr. Oz, when you’re up @Fox News tonight, make sure you make people feel like they can depend on you, like a good neighbor
DR OZ: Got it.
https://t.co/zYWnBz2VdV
– Cara Tramontano (@theCara) May 17, 2022
It is strange that he refers to himself in the third person. Perhaps he got it from Donald Trump, who endorsed it and often refers to himself in the third person.
But we don’t remember that Donald Trump ever told us what he was going to do to us in bed.
I would call the police, asking where my wife went and why Dr. oz is in my bed. https://t.co/3UBdjS1ilW
– Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) May 17, 2022
Um, no thanks? https://t.co/ZmBLDJopyE
– The Rob Burgess Show (@robburgessshow) May 17, 2022
I don’t want to think about Dr oz next to me in bed when I go to sleep https://t.co/GhZg2eJRL4
– Ben McDonald (@ Bmac0507) May 17, 2022
Does anyone do you want to think about it? And don’t say his wife, because if we were his wife and we heard it on national television, we’ll think twice before putting our heads on that soft pillow and thinking about what she would do.
They are not pillows!https://t.co/yMrD81ZaBX
– JustJoe (@ Joeharrison31) May 17, 2022
They are not pillows. https://t.co/N1SMc7vazJ
– Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 17, 2022
He’s not even the next Republican United States Senator from Pennsylvania. Bed sheet.
If Dr. Oz is next to us in bed, the only thing we want him to do is get out of there.
Come to think of it, that’s what he should do in his run for the Senate as well.
