GOP Senator Steve Daines Knows Jesus Loves Sea Turtle Eggs and Eagle Eggs as well as Baby Eggs
By now you may have heard that the Senate held his show vote encode roe deer v. veal into law, which failed, and we knew it would fail, because there are no 60 senators who agree that women and people with uterus should not they must execute all their corporal decisions from the sexually frustrated underpants running through the guards who make up the majority of partisan hackers in the Supreme Court.
Joe Manchin joined with all Republicans to vote against the Women’s Health Protection Act because you fuck Joe Manchin.
But we don’t want this moment in the debates leading up to this week’s vote to fall into the cracks of Wonkette’s story. GOP Senator Steve Daines of Montana stood up there like a man with some scientific questions to ask, questions that no one has ever answered to his liking.
So he asked them. Men with less of the kind of self-confidence that comes with being a white man who were told he was smart as a child may not have asked them. But Steve Daines asked them.
“If you were to take or destroy the eggs of a sea turtle – now I have said that the eggs, not the young is also a punishment but the eggs – the penalties are severe: up to a fine of $ 100,000 and a year in prison. Now why? Why do we have laws in place that protect sea turtle eggs or eagle eggs? Because, when you destroy an egg, you are killing a prenated sea turtle or a prenated eagle. However, when it comes to a prenatal human baby, rather than a sea turtle, that baby will be deprived of all protection in all 50 states, according to the Democrats bill we are voting on tomorrow. Is this what left America wants?
Good…
uh.
Well, it’s not because people think that the life of sea turtles or eagles begins with fertilization. There is no mess personality laws for sea turtles. (Read about the turtle? LOL.)
But it’s … it has to do with …
I’m in danger fucking troll.
Yes, we know. Right-wing Christians are indeed facing a shortage in the “domestic supply of babies” to traffic groom to adopt. They probably think that the little children created by Jesus are in danger.
Anyway: fuck you. Nobody is entitled to someone else’s pregnancy. Never.
Furthermore, human women are not actually the same as sea turtles and eagles. (Fun fact!) Some elected officials in America (in the Democratic Party) even believe that human women are equal citizens with power over their own bodies! As Daines may have noted, human women also carry pregnancies inside their bodies relative to the eggs in the nests.
And at least for now, human women have all these constitutional rights, the same ones that men have. We know Republicans are working to do something about it, but at least right now! And attacking a person is against the law. Some places have increased penalties for assaulting a pregnant woman.
Let’s be clear here. Daines is saying that human women should have less power of less protection than sea turtle eggs. That’s what these histrions about unborn babies amount to. This is what they think of women.
And Daines himself specifically believe abortion should be banned even when it is rape, even when it is incest. So yeah, it’s the worst kind of junk.
It’s okay to laugh at this, though, because you probably can’t see this stupid crook tweet his fucking sea turtle poster no laughing, so yuck, by all means:
damn If these people didn’t exist, comedy writers would have to come up with them.
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