Great, now we have to give Tim Ryan money

The shameless weasel JD Vance it’s one step closer to becoming the next United States Senator from Ohio. Vance defeated Josh Mandel, Martin Luther King scholar and some other nasty Republicans in Tuesday’s GOP Senate primary. Donald Trump saved Vance’s candidacy from probable oblivion, and Trump is never afraid to let people know that he owns them.

From CNN:

At Vance’s campaign stops, some attendees said they were persuaded by Trump [to support Vance]. At his rivals’ events, voters claimed they planned to vote for someone else, but Trump’s approval gave them a break. […]

The political press, Vance said at his victory party Tuesday night, “wanted to write a story that this campaign would be the death of Donald Trump’s ‘America First’ agenda. Ladies and gentlemen, this is not the death of the ‘America First’ agenda. “

God, he even adopted the whole “Ivy League asshole says” it’s not “to make his point like ordinary people” schtick. He’s disgusting when Ted Cruz does it, and the idea of ​​this venal sack of shit joining Cruz, Tom Cotton, and Josh Hawley in the Senate is sickening.

But on the upside, Josh Mandel lost.

Rep Tim Ryan easily won the Democratic primary. You’d think this would be a simple choice: as Alexander Hamilton might say, Ryan has beliefs and Vance doesn’t. However, Ryan is still facing strong headwinds. Trump won Ohio twice and wasn’t even close. Although about 15,000 more people voted for Ryan than Vance, Overall Republican voters doubled Democrats in the primary.

PREVIOUSLY: Here, enjoy your Tim Ryan cry!

Ryan hopes that at least some of those Republicans will look at him and see a regular boy from Niles, Ohio, rather than a Democratic pedophile with prominent horns. He urged Ohio voters to stop “looking at each other and seeing a Democrat or seeing a Republican” and be open to “healing”, “getting together” and “forgiving each other” for the decisions that others may have made. Yes, the Democrats should forgive the Republicans for their open support for the uprisings and, in turn, the Republicans could give the Democrats a pass to exist.

Look, we fully support the fiction that Republicans aren’t hot garbage if that means keeping Vance out of the Senate and saving us an inevitable presidential race in 2028. Vance, however, has already gone personal, describing Ryan as an aspiring “Trump Democrat” who nonetheless supports Joe Biden’s America Last agenda.

Former Dayton Mayor Nan Whaley, who won the Democratic primary as governor, has taken a similar conciliatory stance since 1996:

Ohio is not a red state or a blue state. It is a frustrated state that has been ignored by politicians from both parties for far too long.

It is also an American state and Republicans do not believe in American values. Oh well Whaley will have to face the incumbent governor. Mike DeWine, who managed to fend off the most conservative and crazy primary challengers.

In lighter and slightly hilarious news from Ohio, there has been a rematch between Rep Shontel Brown and Nina Turner in the new 11th district Democratic primary. Well, “rematch” implies competition of some kind. Turner was present when Brown easily won with 66 percent of the vote. Turner suggested (or threatened) that voters would see her again in 2024. No, he won’t continue running against Brown as an electoral version of Groundhog day. she is running for the presidency you!

Sister Turner isn’t going anywhere.

I suppose it was too much to hope.

“They can’t contain this black girl magic … Because what I’m going to do is take this magic all over the country and rock it like that. And baby, 2024 is coming.

“And I think the great state of California has something to say about what Sister Turner should do,” she said. “The great state of Iowa has something to say about what Sister Turner should do. The great state of Nevada has something to say about what Sister Turner should do.”

She apparently stayed true to the “Sister Turner” thing. They’re fucking banana pants.

People who clearly haven’t heard what he said last night are worried that “Sister Turner” might be running a third party and stealing votes from Joe Biden. I shouldn’t dismiss these concerns a priori. It is possible that the 2024 election will come down to half a dozen votes in Ohio.

[CNN/ Newsweek]

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