HA! Ted Cruz and Benny Johnson Question if Eric Swalwell Wears a Tuck-Friendly Swimsuit and He Flips OUT – Twitchy
Nothing to see here, just a dude who’s been accused of banging a Chinese Communist spy whining because Republicans are making fun of him and questioning if perhaps he wears a tuck-friendly swimsuit. He had to know whining about this would only bring more attention to the post and make things worse for him, yes?
Then again, it is Eric Swalwell we’re talking about here so maybe not.
Nothing to see here. Just 2 anti-gay Republicans riding around on a Friday night in a prom limo talking about my… pic.twitter.com/ttQs3x5fl9
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) November 20, 2023
Dude. We likely wouldn’t have even seen this if he hadn’t taken a screenshot and shared it to whine and accuse Cruz and Johnson of being anti-gay.
What a doofus.
ANSWER THE QUESTION ERIC! DO YOU?
— Whatevs (@j035ich5pach) November 20, 2023
IT’S A FAIR QUESTION, ERIC. DO YOU?!
I think it’s funnier that Ted Cruz just said you have no balls 😂
— Michael (@CrownAddiction) November 20, 2023
We did giggle.
Quite a bit.
Awwww they triggered your poor wee fella! Bet Fang Fang loved your tucked look!🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/dOFFaeQSpy
— Mark Pointer (@MarcusA73671058) November 20, 2023
We. Got. Nothin’.
— Antisocial Engineer (@originalezbz) November 20, 2023
Seriously. Again, we may not have even seen this if Eric didn’t share it.
— Mr. Wizard 🧙♂️ (@TheWizardsQuest) November 20, 2023
Tough crowd, bro.
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