“Live Saturday night‘S ” Kate McKinnon turned into an obsessive Supreme Court judge Amy Coney Barrett with a wild riff about leaving unwanted babies once abortion is illegal everywhere from Ferris wheels to letterboxes.
“I don’t know what that would make you think other than everything I’ve ever said,” smiled McKinnon.
McKinnon’s Barrett then looked at the many ways women can easily abandon unwanted babies to be picked up by someone in imaginary safe haven situations.
“I don’t understand why you need an abortion because you can leave a baby anywhere in the United States. So, like, what’s the problem? Just do it, “she said.” Just do it nine and plop. “
Make “your nine, leave it on the sidewalk. Wrap it up like a little Moses, put it in a basket, send it down the creek … It’s that simple.” McKinnon said.
“You are a killer if you have an abortion. But you’re not a killer if you put a baby in a bag in a mailbox, and that track … just give it to a stork and the stork will give it to a lesbian. I think lesbians would be happy because there are now more children to adopt, until we ban that too. “
What is “more traumatic?” she added. “Safely terminate an early pregnancy or give birth to a baby that you will never see again because you put him on a Ferris wheel?”
Jost previously took his own wounds at court.
“Well, guys, tomorrow is Mother’s Day, whether you like it or not.”
He noted that the court really ruined Alito’s draft opinion leak.
“The court is usually careful, but only this time they got it wrong. Now they have to live with it forever. That sounds really unfair, ”Jost noted in a mischievous reference to an accidental pregnancy.
He mocked Alito for suing co-justice Brett Kavanaugh on civil rights, who is “like suing Amber Heard about making a bed,” referring to Heard’s recent testimony that he had dirty Johnny Depp’s bed.
Check out Barrett’s impression of McKinnon’s debut in the video clip above and Jost’s attacks below: