Look away, guys, Tucker is cuddling with the January 6th terrorists again

In case you forgot how much Tucker Carlson costs on the side from The enemies of America, hey calculated would tell you on her show last night, as the January 6 auditions are about to start tonight in prime time (join us for liveblogging!). “But which of America’s enemies is Tucker making love softly with this time? “You’re asking, because you never know.

Except you know, because we wrote it in the title.


TUCKER CARLSON: Tonight we want to get to the most basic question of anything you’ve never heard of. And it’s this: Why did so many Trump voters show up on Capitol Hill in the first place? Somehow, no one has ever really explained it.

Why this authoritarian pig who lived illegally in the 1600s in Pennsylvania had been on Twitter for weeks telling his pig followers to come there.

For example, when his now indicated econ loon Peter Navarro provided him with some sort of DSM-V manual disguised as an “election fraud report”, he tweeted on Dec. 19, “A very good report from Peter. Statistically impossible to have lost the 2020 election. Big protest in Washington at January 6. Be there, it will be wild! ” And on December 26, “The ‘Justice’ Department and the FBI did nothing about the voter fraud of the 2020 presidential election, the largest scam in our nation’s history, despite overwhelming evidence. They should be ashamed. The story. he will remember. Never give up. Look at everyone in Washington on January 6th. ”

And on December 27, “See you in Washington, DC, January 6. Don’t miss it. More information to follow!”

And then a couple on New Year’s Eve:

January 1st: “The BIG Protest Rally in Washington, DC will take place at 11:00 am on January 6. Location details will follow. StopTheSteal!” Trump tweeted.

January 1st: “January 6. See you in Washington” Trump tweeted.

AND MORE! But hey, why should we write all this? House Select Committee on January 6 will begin rehearsing in America tonight as Fox News viewers masturbating with dog whistles and sedition, how the former president ordered a terrorist attack on the country, and his followers did.

But Tucker knows his viewers are too dumb / confident to verify what he says, so he’s lied to them a little more, because that’s how his show is designed.

TUKER: For a year and a half, Democrats have been looking for a smoking gun that would prove to be some kind of planned conspiracy to storm the Capitol. They didn’t find it because there was no planned conspiracy.

Are you sure, shit mouth?

TUKER: So instead, they told us that the crowd gathered at the Capitol that day because the leader of the orange sect had ordered them to do so. Now, Trump encouraged a protest that day, that’s true, but that’s not a real explanation for what happened next.

Oh, we’re sure we’ll see a lot of related points, both from the committee and the Justice Department. All these proud guys get their allegations stumbled upon a seditious conspiracy seems like an interesting signal that could come, doesn’t it?

TUKER: The people you saw outside the Capitol on January 6 weren’t brainwashed robots who followed without thinking about their leader.

OK. Are you saying that they hate the real America as much as their leader and are willing to overthrow it in her name? Because it is an interesting aspect.

TUKER: Whatever you think of them, they weren’t Wesleyan sociology students telling you with a straight face that there are 400 genders because their professor told them.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

TUKER: No, they were just the opposite.

What is the opposite of 400 Wesleyan genera

TUKER: They were mostly sober, middle-class people. Older, for the most part, small entrepreneurs from small towns far from the fashionable coasts.

Tucker’s defense is that they were just sweet, old small-town terrorist losers, as opposed to Other polite, whatever Tucker considers the real baby. (What could he allude to?)

And part of what he’s saying it is the truth. But the most interesting thing for us is that more than half of the people arrested in connection with the terrorist attack were from the counties where Joe Biden won, which suggests that in reality they were not people riding the cows in the town square in Mayberry like the good old days, but rather white racists are really mad at how their own cities are becoming more diverse. Specifically, Robert Pape of the Chicago Project on Security and Threats at the University of Chicago found that those terrorists came from places where the white population is decreasing and the non-white population is increasing.

You might say they’re crazy about some kind of “Great substitute.” sound familiar, Tucker?

TUKER: They were mostly passionately patriotic Americans, the kind that believes in the Bill of Rights and knows what it says. They were people who genuinely love America, much more than Chuck Schumer says he loves America.

Fuck you, white supremacist.

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