look, beautiful thing! The Bidens are getting a Cinco de Mayo!

Oh no, Joe Biden, please don’t waste the white girl and order the special “Buy one, get five free” margaritas! She’s a tacky American shit and you know it, and besides, she’s not even what Cinco de Mayo is about!

Either way, the White House says the Bidens are hosting a Cinco de Mayo reception with Ms. Beatriz Gutiérrez Mueller de López Obrador, the first lady of Mexico, and that’s a nice change from the way the latest president treated Mexico.

And since this week is completely devoid of good stuff, you can watch this live stream, which is nice. You can even make it your OPEN THREAD, which is cool too!


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