Russian TV loves it when Tucker washes the blood from Putin’s hands

Much of America’s attention this week has understandably shifted to theft, illegitimate and lying conservative majority on the Supreme Court and its own brazen attack on abortion, bodily autonomy and the right to privacy of anyone other than a white supremacist Christian man. But the rest of the world is still on fire, Russia’s genocidal war against Ukraine continues, and Vladimir Putin’s enthusiastic speeches in the American media are still at stake.

Julia Davis reports it than a clip of Tucker from the beginning of the week he’s just the star of the Russian state media right now, like his clips so often they are:


The broadcast in question took place Monday night, just minutes before Samuel Alito’s dark and dirty forced labor masturbation fantasy leaked.

Let’s see how much blood Tucker can lick from Putin’s hands and spit in America.

Democrats became convinced that Russia stole the presidency, which rightfully belonged to Hillary Clinton. And they mean it when they say it. And that is why they are taking us to war with Russia. […]

So, this is not their goal: to save Ukraine, to save lives. No, that’s not their goal. Instead, the war in Ukraine is designed to cause regime change in Moscow. They want to be at the top of the Russian government. It would have paid off in the 2016 election. So, this is the final logical, perhaps inevitable, phase of Russiagate.

Wow, that’s a lot also for Tucker. The amount of lying bullshit and Kremlin propaganda is immense, but we’ll see if we can find it all.

1. Russia worked hard to steal that election. The then Republican-led Senate Intelligence Commission agreed. It starts with Paul Manafort if you need a freshen up.

2. No one in America is taking us to war with Russia. The other side of the current war with Russia is “Ukraine”, not the “democrats”. We know Putin and Tucker they flew that since Putin committed his first Ukrainian war crime of 2022, but it’s still a lie.

3. “The war in Ukraine is designed to bring about regime change in Moscow”? The grinning traitor say what? Putin started the war against Ukraine, unprovoked. So, unless Putin started the war to change the regime himself …

Then again, these brain-atrophied DSM-V candidates then think Hillary Clinton created the Russia scandal to steal the election herselfhow’s that…

But he notes that Tucker still has his tongue up Putin’s ass, whipping up his conspiracy theory that the Democrats forced Russia to attack Ukraine. Calling this “2016 election rematch,” Tucker absolves Putin of any blame for the innocent Russian men, women, children and children that Putin tore apart.

Tucker stated that we do not send arms to Ukraine so that it can defend itself. “Let’s arm Ukraine so we can punish Russia. Why? For stealing Hillary Clinton’s coronation.” This must be new to all members of the Republican Congress who voted lend American weapons to Ukraine. (Ten of Putin’s favorite Republicans obviously voted against in the House. The Senate approved it unanimously.)

Tucker also said that if America really cared about Ukraine, “we would press for a deal now.” He said, “You would have done it two months ago, but they’re not doing it.” And by “settlement”, Tucker means giving Putin some of what he wants to steal, in the war he started for no reason other than Putin has little man syndrome on the reconstruction of the Russian empire.

Here’s what Tucker sells this week. And Russian state TV and the guy who runs it love it.

By the way, another Russian TV thing he’s talking this week is driving the UK and Ireland into oblivion. Only FYI.

[Media Matters]

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